Local pool hero gets grannied by relative unknown

Notorious pool shark Andrew McArthur goes back to school after suffering an embarrassing defeat to unsung hero "Kev".

McArthur (27), had his ass handed to him on a platter when the indomitable "Kev" potted every single yellow, denying McArthur the chance to make his presence known on the table.



The dejected loser is struggling with the shame of defeat

The beaten McArthur was gracious in defeat, and wished his opponent every success in his career:

"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. I felt like I had it but it slipped through my fingers. I tip my hat to him; I can see him one day lifting Olympic gold."

The victor accepted the win modestly, and took the opportunity to extend his commiserations to his competitor:

"HE WAS SHITE."

An impartial spectator was gob smacked by the extent of Kev's talent:

"It was humiliating to watch. Andrew might as well have been playing with no hands. He was so shocking that the second coming of Christ would've been a mere triviality compared to this abomination."

Andrew went on to lose his following four games in succession, securing his reputation as "worst pool player in the world".